Thursday, 23 September 2021
DEL RIO, Texas – (Satire News) – Scandal Today’s Cheyenne Patio witnessed with her very own eyes cruelty against immigrants that is reminiscent of the terroristic reign of Donald John “The Con” Trump.
While close to 21,000 Haitians huddled underneath Del Rio’s Lloyd Bridges Bridge, dozens of Border Patrol agents on horseback mistreated immigrants reminiscent of the World War 11 days of Adolf Hitler.
One of the Haitians reportedly bit one of the BP horses causing it to rear up and toss it’s rider into the frigid cold waters of the Rio Grande River.
The agent reportedly got sick after he ingested 7 minnows, got bit by a water moccasin, and got stung by an adult jellyfish.
President Biden was shown the video of the horrible-looking incident and he replied that the day of Trump being a racist, a bigot, and a cheater at golf are long, long gone.
Meanwhile, California attorney Gloria Allred has been hired to file a $7.2 million lawsuit on behalf of the Haitians on grounds of Evilicious Prisateenga.