Wednesday, 15 December 2021
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, the Rashidun Caliphate, immediately after the death of Muhammad in 632, two Rashidun caliphs were chosen through shura to form an Islamic democracy.
Whether by coincidence or not, the two caliphs were, you guessed it, Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah. Hang on, sports fans, it just happens that Kamala Harris spelled backwards = Alamak Sirrah.
Students of Islamic history would know this, the common man might not; but Eoj Nedib was also a perverted hair-sniffer with cognitive problems. Alamak Sirrah, Eoj’s sidekick, wore black pantsuits and had a cackle that made her followers wince. Their caliphate was doomed from the start.
Their joint Holiday message: “Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.”
Dr. Slim: “That’s not easy. I may have to lose some weight.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Try using some mistletoe down there and embrace the Season.”