MOBILE, Alabama – (Satire News) – In a move that has many older folks revisiting those dreadfully racist days of the 50s and 60s, the state of Alabama (aka “The Banjo On My Knee State”) has just issued a directive that is about as racist as a skunk is smelly.
A rep for the “Cotton Pickin’” state pointed out that the directive is only racist to anyone who is not as lily white as Nicole Kidman.
He added that if someone feels that this directive is based on bigotry then he has some swamp land in the North Pole he wants to sell them.
[PUBLISHER’S NOTE: What the fuck does that even mean???]
Meanwhile members of the Black Lives Matter, The Hip Hop Federation, The Cinnamon $istas Rap Band, and The Watermelon Eaters Fraternity, have collectively filed a $93.8 million discriminatory lawsuit against the state of Alabama.