Britney Spears dating billionaire Elon Musk


HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk.

NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space exploration guru Elon Musk.

The two reportedly meet in exotic places such as Cancun (Mexico), Dubai (India), Honolulu (Hawaii), and Detroit (Michigan) [?].

Miss Diddle states that Britney is as happy as a nymphomaniac in a Washington state lumberjack camp.

Meanwhile Musk just quietly takes it all in stride, revealing that Brit has the cutest nipples he’s seen in at least the past 17 years.

He shyly added that her tattoo of a Hostess Twinkie on her left tonsil looks so real.

SIDENOTE: Info guru Andy Cohen said that Britney told him that she has never enjoyed boinking as much as she does with “El.”


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