PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of America is that the twice-impeached, one term, lying sack of seagull shit (Donald Trump) is now involved with the failed vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 national election Sarah “The Nut Job” Palin.
According to Bedroom Pillow Talk the GOP couple have been having secret trysts at several local Pensacola motels such as Motel 6, Motel Category 5, and the Dubai-based Motel Camel Hump.
And of course the man who Nancy Pelosi dubbed “Forked Tongue” Trump says he has never even heard of Sarah Palin, much less boinked her repeatedly.
He then added that he makes it a point not to grab the pussies of ugly, old, overaged women who love to shoot the heck out of docile, harmless animals like seals, penguins, sardines, and woodchucks.
When the beautiful and very sexy BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle contacted Palin, she asked her if she and the Trumptard were doing the horizontal hokey pokey.
Sarah winked, giggled like a little bitch, and replied, “Oh yes Miss Chipotle, Donnie and I are doing the horizontal hokey pokey, and lots of other horizontal dances like the polka, the rumba, the jitterbug, the salsa, the mambo, and the Macarena.”
When asked if she and Melania’s hubby are dating, “Snowmobile” Sarah replied, that they are, and she added that he grabs her hooha (vagina) at least three times a day.