Following Lauryn Hill’s example, various celebrities are using their own disenfranchised family-tree to avoid tax. Explained one accountant: ‘Jimmy Carr is citing potato famine debts. Gary Barlow’s family were exploited by the invading Normans. While Kerry Katona’s relatives were Neanderthals …sorry…that should read ARE Neanderthals’.
Even Amazon intends to blame their own evasion on the plight of the indigenous peoples of the rainforests. Unfortunately the bankrupted children of celebs, are eligible for welfare handouts given they are the ironically the offspring of multi-millionaires.