HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The woman who is known as The Undisputed Queen of TV Reality Shows has just proudly announced she will soon begin filming on her fifth realtity show.
Kate Gosselin, who dated Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler, on and off for two years, has signed to do 10 episodes of her new adult-themed cable network show, “Kate and Her 18 Happy Zones.”
iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli, who interviewed Kate, said that the show was originally titled “Kate and Her 18 Erogenous Zones,” but it was changed at the request of one of the show’s main sponsors, Joan of Arc Pantliners.
Ms, Gosselin, who is the mother of eight children is currently unattached, told Miss Vermicelli, that she is definitely on the prowl, as they say in San Francisco.
The reporter, who has an IQ of 191, pointed that the four shows that the 45-year-old Gosselin has starred in include “Jon and Kate Plus Eight,” “Kate Plus Eight,” “Kate Dates and Mates A Bunch”, and “The Great Gorgeously Horny Kate.”
Kate recently appeared on Anderson Cooper’s show and she was asked if the rumor about her having intimate trysts with Donald Trump were true.
The tall, long-legged blonde turned as red as a Tennessee tomato and angrily replied that she would rather squeeze an entire tube of Krazy Glue into her hooha than have the racist SOB even touch one of her ear lobes. ■