CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – In a move that has shocked fast food patrons throughout America, and the entire world actually, the McDonalds Corporation has announced a new menu item for 2022.
A Mickey D’s spokesperson informed the news media that they have developed a 4-meat burger that they are naming the McVlady Burger.
The new menu item includes 4 meats, Iceburg lettuce, pickles from Pennsylvania, tomatoes from Tennessee, onions from Georgia, and cheese from Wisconsin.
The McVlady will also feature Russian salad dressing.
SIDENOTE: When President Putin learned of the new burger named in his honor, he immediately sent the CEO of McDonalds a case of the best Russian vodka.