Wednesday, 29 December 2021
LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – Liverpool’s Channel 92 Eye-Wittnesser News has reported that Canada is truly upset at the fact that the British government will be relocating tens of thousands of Gays and Lesbians from England to Canada.
A representative for Parliament stated that it’s not that the Britain is against gaylords and lesbionics, but rather it’s just a matter of the England becoming much too damn flamboyant.
When asked to explain, the rep replied that it is well known that, that particular group seems to talk and sing in high pitched voices, which can cause the town’s bird populations to shriek in agonized pain.
Canada has replied by saying that they also do not want to put their bird population through such a horrendously horrible ordeal.
SIDENOTE: A Canadian bird expert, Peter Dickslicker, suggested that the “Flamboyants” be sent to the South Pole, which does not have any birds at all.