Dancing mystically he said: ‘Looking at these tea leaves, I can say with 100% certainty that we should leave the EU. It would be completely safe to exit right now. For goodness’ sake, it’s not as if in the last century 80,000,0000 people lost their lives as two world wars erupted in a destabilized Europe! Pish and nonsense! What kind of history have you been studying?’
‘I also predict all parents would prefer their children to put the Medieval Monarchs in alphabetical order, rather than actually be able to read the alphabet. Calling a failing school an Academy instantly improves it. And All teenage girls want to read Middlemarch, not the Twilight saga’.
‘And the bonus ball is 101’.