Tampons can explode in mixed with sperm


CHICAGO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just reported that the Hooha Tampon Company, headquartered in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, has just issued a very important warning that needs to be heeded by any and all females who use their tampons.

Company officials are reporting that there have been several cases in thirteen states (so far) where women have reported that their tampons actually exploded when they came in contact with male cum.

Company director of Product Placement, Evelyn Bellamuffina, 42, commented that the company will most probably be recalling more than 82 million units of their Lady Beaver Heavy Days Deluxe Glow-in-the-Dark Tampons.

Ms. Bellamuffina, noted that company research/scientists assured her that out of the 82 million tampons, only 16,000 or so could actually end up exploding, but as they say in Baltimore, it is best to err on the side of caution.


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