HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that Chris Rock has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the “Sucker-Punching Bully” aka Will Smith.
Rock has hired the services of noted lawsuit attorney Gloria Allred, who has a won-loss record of 389-0.
Miss Allred, who loves going after fucking bullies said that this case will be like taking candy from a baby or like taking a pair of high heels from Elton John.
She said that the lawsuit will be for $97 million, but she expects to settle for $93 million.
Meanwhile, a close friend of Will Smith’s said that the “Bully Bitch” punk is already calling up friends and asking them to loan him money, lots and lots of money.
SIDENOTE: iNews is reporting that Jada is planning on divorcing Will due to his (as she put it) unbelievable motherfucking temper!
