LONDON – (Satire News) – The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (also a black man).
Sarah Ferguson told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Will Smith’s spoiled brat uncalled for action was totally embarrassing and it showed the entire world that Smith needs to get his spoiled rotten ass into therapy before he “Implodes.”
Fergie, as her boyfriend Brit celebrity Piers Morgan calls her, said that Will probably forgot that he was in the USA and not in some third-world African country.
She added that Smith showed that he is as insecure as Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene would be at a Playboy bunnies party.
Fergie noted that her ex-Mother-In-Law, her majesty the Queen (Elizabeth), commented that if Willard Smith ever has the audacity to set foot on British soil, that she will have him arrested by agents of Scotland Yard, and he will be flown to Zimbabwe, Kenya, or if he makes any snide remarks to France, where they don’t like folks who look like him.
Meanwhile, Jada Pinkett Smith, told Jimmy Kimmel that she is going through with the divorce and she will be taking her temperamental husband to the fucking cleaners.