HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo has just broken the story that Will “Butt Hurt” Smith has just gotten his arrogant, egotistical ass banned from ever attending the Oscars celebration again.
Smith, when reached at his favorite West Hollywood gay bar, Elton’s Ego, said that he will be filing an $8.8 million lawsuit on grounds of him being discriminated simply because he’s black.
He also said that he is sick and tired of being compared to Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Danny Glover, Bill Cosby, and Andy Dick.
Meanwhile, Chris Rock, has said that he is thrilled as hell that Will The Bitch, will now have to watch the Academy Award show from his home.
SIDENOTE: BuzzFuzz is reporting that Will and his wife (Jada) are continuing with their “Open Marriage” concept, adding that Will has 4 girlfriends and Jada has 13 boyfriends.