GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) – Sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at the Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in downtown Green Bay.
Brisket asked him about his on-again, off-again relationship with the sexy-as-the-dickens NASCAR princess, Danica Patrick.
Rodgers replied that Danni is so fucking sexy that he finds it hard-as-hell to quit her. He then whispered to Brisket that, Miss Patrick has one of the most sexiest, most gorgeous, totally flawless bodies that he has ever seen.
He pointed out that Danica is 40, but she has the legs, the ass, the tits, and the hooha (muffin) of a woman half her age. He then grinned and added that the former race car driver has the pinkest, most erect nipples that he has ever seen.
Brisket asked, “Do they look like pencil erasers?”
“Yes! Exactly” Aaron shot back.
Rodgers then told the SPM reporter that two years ago, when Dak Prescott had his horrible injury Cowboys owner Jerry Jones flew to Green Bay and met with him.
Jones told him that he wanted to sign him to a contract that would make him the highest paid football player in football history.
SIDENOTE: Rodgers said that he came very close to becoming a Cowboy, but he said that loyalty kicked in and he remained a Packer.