NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Well everyone knew that it was just a matter of time before one of Trump’s favorite confidantes would go totally and completely bat shit crazy.
The Daily Drama is reporting that the man who is known as one of the ugliest-looking bastards in the entire country was spotted at high noon in Central Park feeding the Canadian Mallards while dressed in his birthday suit.
A little blue-haired lady who said she was visiting from Pisagovia remarked that Rudy’s clothes were horribly wrinkled; a homeless woman then told her that the Trumptard’s former lover was not wearing any clothes.
Meanwhile, DD’s senior writer Cinderella St. Lamb says that the man who is known as “The Swamp Creature” is now broke and is on food stamps.
When Trump was asked if he would lend Giuliani any money, he reportedly replied that the goofy, son-of-a-deranged monkey can get a job selling hot dogs on Coney Island.