Welsh tourism chiefs have revealed that the sheer volume of doodoo on Snowdon is no accident – although some will have been accidents.
A spokeswoman said ‘The more poop there is, the higher the mountain gets. Snowdon is top in Wales, but barely wipes the top 20 once you include the Scottish Highlands. We don’t want to be turd or number 2 either, but we need 260m of faeces to catch Ben Nevis. Everything in our gift shop contains slow-acting laxatives. You’ve got enough time to get to the summit – nature does the rest.’
Derek Drummond from the Guinness Book of World Records said ‘Total shithouses – actually I don’t feel so good.’
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