GATOR GROIN, Florida – (Satire News) – Well, it took a while, but the twice-impeached, one-term presidential loser has finally hit rock bottom!
iRumors senior writer Vodka Vermicelli, has written that the Trumptard who is hated more than Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, and the fucking devil himself, is now just a mere shell of himself.
Vermicelli noted that by shell she means mentally, since physically the racist bison turd has ballooned up to 401 pounds.
Even fatsos like Chris Christie, Sarah Huckabee, and Rebel Wilson look anorexic compared to the humongous sexual predator known as the old “Pussy Grabber.”
SIDENOTE: The Trumptard was recently spotted in Central Park sleeping on a park bench.