Los Angeles, CA – Medwire: Researcher Jules X. Laxifer announced today in a noon press conference a new promising therapy for constipation, on the steps of the District Court House.
Inspired by research in a related field, birthing, Laxifer has run trials in the ocean of a new constipation therapy.
Laxifer skipped the normal peer review process in order to more quickly benefit mankind. He comes from a long long line of firmly constipated forefathers.
“Throw out your laxatives and suppositories. Inspired by this research , my team brings you:
Dolphin assisted large stool expulsion
“That’s it! Now come to the beech and get out there with those dolphins.”