MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald Trump has never been noted for being the sharpest tool in the tool box, or the brightest bulb on the make-up mirror, or the least racist asshole in a bevy of racist assholes.
And now the goofy Trumptard has once again put his little bitty size 6½ golf shoe in his orange-tinted mouth.
The ass-wipe has made reference to Jada Pinkett Smith’s hair (or actually lack of hair) by stating that he likes older-ass women with crew cuts.
He also noted that he likes women who are as dark as the night and who say words and phrases like “Yo,” “Axe me a question,” and “Hey baby daddy, has ya seen my do-rag?”
When asked if he (Trump) is infatuated with Jada, he replied that it all depends on what one’s definition of infatuated is.
SIDENOTE: Close friends of the Trumpian are starting to say that he is having trouble pronouncing words like hoax, Massachusetts, pussy, and perpetual calendar.