I tried a new gym the other day and saw Ron DeSantis on the bench press.

I went up and asked if he was a member, and after staring at my crotch for a solid thirty seconds, he said,

“Yeah, I pump. I pump hard. See my lats and delts and pecs? That means I ain’t no gay guy. Gay guys don’t work out, not like straight guys … wanna feel my muscle?”

“But what about all that ‘don’t say gay’ thing?”

“This gym used to be called ‘Don’t Say Gay’ … I was just talking about my workout routine. So, anyway … you like to party?”

I left … feeling very confused …