Racists who have never actually seen Doctor Who are complaining that the new Doctor, Ncuti Gatwa, is far too thin to play the famous Time Lord.
‘Primarily, I’m worried about his health, said William McCleod. ‘I’ve never watched the show and have no interest in it whatsoever, but I’m led to believe there’s lots of running around and that. You need to be well nourished to play this role and I’m not sure his slim frame can handle it.
‘If he can’t take the exertion required for the role, he would surely have to be replaced by a white, middle-aged, male with a Home Counties accent.’
Mr McLeod’s associate was unable to refrain from adding, ‘At least it’s not another girl.’