MP Neil Parish has decided to step down after twice watching porn in Parliament while waiting to vote.

Though it isn’t know which porn sites he was watching, a mole in government told this reporter, “We’ve heard he likes Puerto Rican girls with big booties. And someone said he also enjoys furries … whatever the hell they are.”

No confirmation has come about the MP’s personal porn choices, though Porn Hub has expressed interest in offering him a job as amateur critic, giving various porn scenes a rating between one and ten, and possibly even having his own channel where he interviews porn stars and swingers from around Britain.

In a side note, the MP has yet to reveal why his zipper was open the entire time.