Prince Harry has been diligent in trying to remove photos of him at a Halloween party wear he wore a Nazi brownshirt with a swastika armband.
It’s not clear whether or not his granny had a talk with him, though one Royal-watcher, who prefers to remain nameless, told this reporter from the servant’s entrance of Buckingham Palace,
“Given all the … you know, Andrew stuff going on, plus a few other things, the Royal She wants to keep the family’s image and brand marketing as pure as pure … you can think of another word better than ‘pure’, right?
Yet another royal “watcher” added (while wearing the fakest moustache this reporter has ever seen on a woman),
“I’m not saying, I’m just saying, if you know what I’m saying … he INTENTIONALLY married a woman who … you know … is DIFFERENT … the kind of girl Cecil Rhoades wouldn’t have given the time of day to … knowwhatImean, squire?”
With a nod and a wink to a blind bat, this reporter left the grounds as he was chased, and is currently in hiding.