HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – A private investigating firm has just announced that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is a charter member of the very popular sex site, eHorny.sex.
The investigating firm of Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos, which is headquartered in Detroit, has uncovered many previously uncovered secrets; such as the fact that the racist motherfuc*er, (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is actually 100% bald, and wears a toupee that Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric bought him for Father’s Day 17 years ago.
BF&N, also was the first to reveal that Matt Gaetz regularly uses his D.C. apartment to host private parties for area homeless women, who on a scale of 1 to 10 are all 8s and 9s.
The Detroit-based investigators are currently investigating Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell for allegedly procuring Kentucky whores for the Golfer-In-Chief, Mr. Melania Trump.
