BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Mississippi Delta city of Buloxi, is that the town’s city council has voted, by a vote of 7 to 4, to change all of the street names in The Rebel Yell Happy Times Trailer Park.
The local NBC affiliate, Channel 601 interviewed the trailer park owner, Owen Riley Muffinclicker, who said that he will eat a runned over female skunk before he changes the names of his park’s streets.
Muffy, as his two girlfriends call him, said that the streets were named by his great aunt Harriet Muffinclicker and the names are going to fucking stay.
Some of the questionable street names include Runaway Slave Street, Cottonpicking Road, Chicken Wing Way, and Darkie Drive.
Mr. Muffinclicker said that he is in no way, shape, or form a fucking racist.
In Closing. He then added “Well at least I’m not as racist as the king of the fucked up racist motherfuc*ers Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.”