Americans Discuss Whether Biden Should Run Again

“He should. It’s in the American spirit to work until you die.”

“Might as well. We still have so many leftover fake ballots from 2020.”

“I guess that’s ultimately up to his caregiver.”

“It honestly doesn’t matter any more. We’ll take it from here.”

“No.”

“He might as well, since he’s already in the voting system or whatever.”

“There’s another election? Don’t these things ever stop?”

“Besides his first term, I can’t think of a single reason why Biden shouldn’t run again.”

“Only if he’s truly committed to no longer aging.”

“I hope so. When he runs, it’s the only time he promises to do anything.”

“I don’t think so. I’m the same age as Biden, and my mind just isn’t what it used to be.”

“Yes, please!”

“He should try to stay in the White House, because moving is a real pain in the ass.”

“I mean, what are we even doing here if we’re not going for the oldest world leader record? We’re coming for you, Cameroonian president Paul Biya!”

“Only if he promises right now to step down for health reasons in 2025.”

“It does make my job easier when everything has to be mashed.”

“Obviously, when things are going great, you really want to keep that momentum going.”

“It’s time he steps aside and makes room for rising Democratic stars like Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi.”

“I want a more mature, experienced candidate. Someone who’s 150 years old.”

“Well, he does have that incumbent advantage of being battered nonstop in the media.”

“I’m technically not allowed to say this, but he isn’t even fit to be in office now.”

“Hopefully, legislative maps have been gerrymandered enough to make whoever is running for president not matter.”

“Sure! Why not? I’m not gonna vote either way.”