BOSTON – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene is strongly denying that during her days at the University of Georgia, where she majored in Ballroom Dancing and minored in Danish Porn, that she worked part-time as a pole dancer.
She told a reporter with The Vox Populi News Agency, that she is sick and tired of that rumor, which first started in Idaho, and then moved to Iowa, and has now found itself into North Carolina.
MTG said that she definitely has the sensuously fantastic body to be a pole dancer, and a damn good one at that, but she adds that back during her college days she was so shy that she used to shower in her bra and panties.
Meanwhile, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump recently told his number one ass kisser Tucker Carlson that Marjorie has one of the largest G-spots that he has ever seen.
