Author: 1278-funnyvot

We’re all in need of a little pick-me-up from time to time. Some of us are exhausted, demotivated, burned out, and we’re finding precious few things to be happy about (well… besides junk food…). The world’s so full of darkness after all. But life’s got plenty of wonderful things to bring us joy and make us smile, too! Sometimes, it just takes a gentle reminder. This one’s from us.Dumbledore said that happiness can be found in the darkest of times “if one only remembers to turn on the light,” and we’re huge believers in that. So here’s us flicking on…

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If you want to use your email for business or to promote your brand or freelance services, registering your own email domain looks a lot more professional than using Gmail or Hotmail. You might think it’s expensive to get set up with your own branded email but it’s actually very easy to get a free email domain. What is an Email Domain? First, let’s be clear what exactly we’re talking about when we say “email domain”. You probably know what a domain name is­ – it’s what you type into a browser to go to a website. For example, the…

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I usually have to have poems explained to me, unless they are about, like, Drummer Hodge and how sad it is that his northern brains are somewhere because of (I assume) the Boer War, because in that case, I’m like, Ah, this poem is about Drummer Hodge’s northern brains. So the first time I read “Goblin Market” (for SCHOOL, obviously), my response went something along the lines of, “Nice poem. What industrious goblins. Fruit is an important source of vitamins and fiber.” Source link

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Looking for a good book to take to the loo? Why not buy ‘NewsBiscuit: 15 Years of Typos‘. For a limited time we’ve reduced the cost of our E-Book to £1.99. This humble collection of stories is the culmination of years of frantic scribbling and at least three minutes of careful editing. https://amzn.to/2HZcJ63 https://amzn.to/36uP0UQ ‘Five stars? I thought I was reviewing a toaster’ – Amazon Reviewer ‘Although NewsBiscuit remains proud to have been Britain’s first daily news satire website, I am forced to admit that in the years that followed, others may have come along. Yeah, those bastards totally…

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President Biden’s 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday.”So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,” a White House spokesman told this reporter. “At least, until the sun goes down and the full moon rises.”Everybody is quick to blame the dog in all this, and quick to ask the new President why his devil dog is trying to eat people, but no one has tried to actually ask the chomper, himself, ‘What up?!’Until this intrepid…

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  President Donald John Trump owning snooty liberals by supporting Mexican food brand “Goya” after years of caging immigrant children and referring to Mexican people as animals and rapists. <Washington, DC>The Trump Administration has launched a “Black Beans Matter” (“Frijoles Negros Importan”) campaign in support of a Goya Foods whose top executive was criticized last week for supporting President Trump.  The campaign is focused on increasing sales of Mexican owned Goya food brands, as well as securing Latino votes for the upcoming election. Critics of the president have been calling for a boycott of Goya after CEO Robert Unanue stated…

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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Meghan Markle made herself present at Prince Philip’s funeral in a subtle yet special way after being advised not to fly to the UK with Prince Harry for the send off. After Buckingham Palace announced that Prince Philip had died at the age of 99 last week, Prince Harry travelled to England from his LA home in order to attend the funeral. Due to current pandemic restrictions, the touching farewell to Philip only allowed for 30 guests to be inside St George’s Chapel for…

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Many people have this misconception that cats are lazy. They sleep most of the time, my friend once told me, and on the rare occasion they’re awake, they just meow for food. Yes, cats sleep about 15 hours a day, and yes, they like a nice snack but that doesn’t mean they’re spongers.New York City is the mecca of today’s working cat. Just walk inside a bodega and chances are you’ll see Mr. Whiskers or Ms. Tabby purring around the place—business owners “hire” them for pest control; to manage or prevent rodent infestations.To pay respect to these diligent felines, Rob…

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Hey Ladies! We’re so excited to show our book cover here for the first time, and wanted to do a special Hey Ladies as a thank you to our fellow Toasties. We can’t wait to share the book with you! If you pre-order Hey Ladies!: The Story of 8 Best Friends, 1 Year, and Way, Way Too Many Emails and email a screenshot to yourheyladies@gmail.com, we would love to send you your very own personalized signature quote (something in the key of aUDREY hEPBURN or Marilyn or Oprah). Miss you all! Love, Michelle + Caroline To: Katie, Jen, Nicole, Morgan,…

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PFC Ludogorets Razgrad is a football team from a small town in the North East of rural Bulgaria. Speaking for the team, owner Kiril Domuschiev said, ‘We are absolutely devastated not to be the first club invited to join the new European Super League.’ ‘Everyone knows we are the best team in Europe, and to have the likes of Chelsea waltz in ahead of us like they’ve some special right to do so is absolutely disgusting.’ ‘Sure, we were never in the top flight of the Bulgarian football league until a decade ago, but we did the domestic…

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