KYIV, Ukraine – (World Satire) – One thing about Ukraine is that they are noted for having the most beautiful, sexiest, horniest female spies in the female spy business.
Most Ukrainian female spies have DD breasts, long, slender legs, and an ass that you could rest a 20 oz bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper on.
One such lusciously lascivious spy is Myroslava Oksana, who has worked as a high-priced call girl/spy for $86 an hour (U.S.) for three years.
Myro, as her manager calls her, recently managed to seduce one of the top invading Russian commanders, General Ichabod Kaepervich, 53.
Miss Oksana, said that she met the general at a local McDonalds. He was ordering a Big Mac, and she was sitting at a booth sexily eating a McSushi Taco.
He said “Wow!” And she said “$86 an hour” and well the rest is somewhat private.
SIDENOTE: Myro managed to find out all kinds of information from the General including Putin’s private cell phone number, his favorite color (red), the size of his diddly dangler (pee-pee), and his Visa Credit Card Number.