Browsing: satire and parody

Do I regret it? Is that really what you’re asking me? Let me answer your question by asking you a…

We’re so excited you’re here! As we begin our campus tour, show of hands, how many of you are doing…

There comes a day in every thief’s career when he must consider hanging it up; packing in for good the…

Driver’s Seat of The Car You Still Haven’t Paid Off Wipe your tears with that old McDonald’s cheeseburger wrapper, pound…

Congratulations on introducing tinnitus into your growing inventory of middle-age decline. Along with three-inch arm hairs and what appears to…

This has been on my mind for a while, and I just wanted to reach out and give you a…

Hello, how can I help you? Oh! You must be Gracie! Hi, I’m Claudia, we spoke on the phone! Nice…

For the duration of the-only-three-nice-months-of-the-year, the Local and the Summer Person hereby covenant to the following: The use of zip-off…

Howdy there, hitchhiker! Jump on board my 18-wheeler and make yourself comfy. I’d be happy to give you a ride…

Given that Dad’s removal of his shirt last summer caused consternation, ridicule, and temporary sensations of queasiness, and in consideration…