Browsing: The Onion
Throughout her 70-year rule, Queen Elizabeth II presided over countless scandals involving Parliament, the Crown, and, most notably, her own…
No one is more calm, composed, and collected than a drunk 17-year-old living by themselves for the first time. If…
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2 / 34Locust-Swarmed Queen Elizabeth Announces 1,000-Year Reign Of Chaos During Brimstone JubileeLocust-Swarmed Queen Elizabeth Announces 1,000-Year Reign Of Chaos…
With California facing an unprecedented drought, many cities have imposed strict water usage limits for their residents. The Onion asked…
On Friday, Sept. 2, Amazon will premiere a highly anticipated ‘Lord Of The Rings’ prequel set thousands of years before…
2 / 24Beth Caldwell (Art Historian)Beth Caldwell (Art Historian)“We can’t have instances where police in the heat of the moment…
Amid budget cuts, restrictive curricula, and increasing threats to their safety, more and more teachers are opting to switch careers.…
FBI agents raided former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort last week. The Onion provides exclusive access to what the federal…
2 / 102Everything You Need To Know About ‘Game Of Thrones: House Of Targaryen’Everything You Need To Know About ‘Game…