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2 / 43War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat GeneralWar On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat GeneralFull story.3…
Controversial Missouri Senator Josh Hawley is releasing a new book titled Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need as a defense…
Despite widespread evidence of the vaccine’s efficacy, four in 10 parents said they would not vaccinate their young children against…
People, especially climate change deniers, love it when you prove them wrong. If someone says they don’t believe in global…
My beloved, words cannot express how deeply I treasure this time we’ve spent together, and I realize now how lucky…
A controversial figure among Democrats, Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) has relentlessly blocked popular pieces of legislation from passing through the…
After mounting pressure, Texas officials have released a 77-page report detailing the police response to the mass shooting at Robb…
Tom Holland Spent Time With The Real-Life Spider-Man To Study The RoleTom Holland Spent Time With The Real-Life Spider-Man To…
For some conservatives, no school can be “anti-woke” enough. The Onion asked right-wing Americans why they are homeschooling their kids,…
2 / 28Irina Mooney (Seamstress)Irina Mooney (Seamstress)“I think we’re rushing in before we even really know what electricity is.”3 /…