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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Strictly Come Daning pro Nadiya Bychokva has split from her fiancé, Slovenian footballer Matija Škarabot. Nadiya, who came fifth in Strictly Come Dancing 2021 with TV star partner Dan Walker, is said to have called time on her and Matija’s relationship. The couple, who share a five-year-old daughter called Mila, have decided to end their engagement, reportedly because their long-distance relationship was no longer working. However, the pair will continue to co-parent Mila, as she is the pair’s “priority” amid the break up. A…

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Occupation: Law Clerk/AttorneyIndustry: Financial RegulationAge: 28Location: Queens, NYSalary: $63,000Net Worth: ~$42,106 ($71,256 in checking, ~$61,000 in 401(k) and government pension funds, $7,500 in my used Toyota, minus debt. Over the years, I’ve opened bank accounts every time I got offered a few hundred dollars for signing up. I’ve consolidated them recently into one relatively HYCA (I shopped around HARD to find this!), so my savings would accrue interest as much as possible. This is going to drop soon — I’ll use $56K of savings to pay off my larger, higher-interest fed loan in December, so I can deduct the small…

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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Kate Middleton is spotted getting hands-on with Prince William in an adorable PDA moment on their first joint royal engagement of 2022. Kate Middleton is pictured getting hands-on with Prince William during their first public engagement of 2022 in a sweet but subtle display of affection. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge stepped out to visit the Foundling Museum, which tells the story of Foundling Hospital, of which Kate became a patron in 2019. They took part in a group therapy session, as well…

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By the second half of December, I was starting to have a bad feeling about 2020 too 2022. It wasn’t just the rise of the Omicron variant and the fact that, suddenly, it seemed like everybody and their mother was testing positive for COVID-19 (though, luckily, many weren’t getting severely sick, due to being vaccinated). It also seemed like people were collectively at their worst, or that we were “slowly unraveling” — which is, not-so-coincidentally, the name one of my friends gave to our group chat sometime before Christmas.  After making the massive mistake of watching the film Don’t Look Up,…

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A Big Dog kept at 10 Downing Street by Tory donors has shit on the carpet once too often said one of its owners.Speaking from his home in Monaco, Russian billionaire Sergi Merkatz – who owns several properties across London – criticised the dog for leaving yet another putrid stench festering on the Downing Street carpet.Mr.Merkatz said the old dog was no longer able to carry out simple commands or come to heel when ordered to by its masters and so the time had come to replace the mutt with a dog that knew how to behave.‘We were prepared to…

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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Kate Middleton has unveiled a magnificent dark hair transformation as she stepped out in London for her first royal outing of the year days after turning 40. Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge recently celebrated her milestone 40th birthday and channeled Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth with one of her stunning birthday portraits. Now, just days after what is understood to likely have been a “low key” 40th, Kate has resumed her royal duties as a senior member of The Firm. Stepping out in London…

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Thank you for daring to submit to Convolution Lit. Our mission is to facilitate a conversation between the author, the reader, and society at large. That conversation may go in circles for six hours. The conversation may result in gatekeeping others out of the conversation. We never know where a story might take us, and we’re not responsible for finding out. Here’s what you need to know to submit your work to us. Submission Window: Submissions open at 3 AM on nights when our editor-in-chief looks at the night sky and feels a particular shade of melancholy, and they close…

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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. When is Happy Valley coming back, where is it set and how can you watch it? Here’s all you need to know ahead of Happy Valley series three. Filming has begun on the third and final series of Sally Wainwright’s smash hit, multi-BAFTA award-winning BBC drama. Sarah Lancashire returns to her iconic role of Sergeant Catherine Cawood for six new episodes, long discussed by both Sally Wainwright and lead actress Sarah as the final chapter of the Happy Valley story. The news of Happy Valley’s…

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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Love Island star Katie Salmon has announced she is expecting her first child with fiancé Harry, less than a month after their engagement. The star, who rose to fame during the show’s second season of Love Island in 2016, appeared on the dating show with the late Sophie Gradon, as one half of the villa’s first same-sex couples. Katie posted a sweet video on Instagram revealing her pregnancy only weeks after confirming she and Harry had gotten engaged. In the sweet clip, Katie can…

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Boris Johnson has denied that he knew that people having a party in his garden were having a party in his garden.”Furthermore, I am delighted to announce that former – or should I say, the real – President, Donald Trump will confirm that he was on the phone to me when I was supposed to hearing about the so-called party.”Mr Trump confirmed this; “I can announce this announcement; Barry Johnson is a close, close friend of mind. Top guy. I knew him when he was a student of mine at Oxford and Cambridge University in Stratford-on-Avon. He definitely didn’t say…

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