My Life Is Flashing Before My Eyes, but the Cinematography Is Terrible

[ad_1] I never thought it was true what they say, that your life flashes before your eyes when you have a near-death experience. But there I was, dangling off the edge of a cliff, without my pants, surrounded by magpies trying to peck me to death, and sure enough, my entire life started to play… Continue reading My Life Is Flashing Before My Eyes, but the Cinematography Is Terrible

My Non-Survival Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse

[ad_1] When the zombie apocalypse inevitably comes, please let me die and then come back as one of the undead. Don’t save me. Don’t try to fight off the zombies. No matter how much I scream or beg, let me go. I know it’s for the better. I would like to give a whole-hearted “good… Continue reading My Non-Survival Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse