Browsing: open letters

From: <[email protected]>To: <All_Contacts>Subject: Announcing our new human and my realization that Heather is really, really strong! Dearest friends and family,…

To Whom It May Concern, First off, I hope you are doing well. I hope life, difficult as it can…

Gentle reader, Miss Manners finds herself mildly excited at the thought of an etiquette dilemma more earthy than proper doily…

Dear Zeus, King of the Gods and Lord of Storms, Sort out your shit. This is the second horrific storm…

Dear Colleagues, Has anyone noticed a child running around—I would guess between the ages of 8 and 12—who may have…

Hey, Dave. Dave here. Well, to be more accurate I’m Dave 6 and you’re Dave 2, but you haven’t gotten…

Dear Wizard of Oz, I want to thank you and the Universitatus Committeeatum for conferring the degree of Doctor of…

Dear Mr. McKay, First off, huge fan of Don’t Look Up. I mean, a parable about climate change and political division…

Dear Hacker(s), My name is Nick, and I’m writing to you today to respectfully demand you stop hacking my 85-year-old…

Hi there, it’s Lisa with Human Resources! After coordinating with our wonderful accounting department on the fourteenth floor, I’m thrilled…