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Hey everyone. Thank you for checking in to see if the dinner party at our house is still on for…

Driver’s Seat of The Car You Still Haven’t Paid Off Wipe your tears with that old McDonald’s cheeseburger wrapper, pound…

For the duration of the-only-three-nice-months-of-the-year, the Local and the Summer Person hereby covenant to the following: The use of zip-off…

I’ve thought about this a lot and I have come to the conclusion that I do not need any advice.…

Driving school should really teach you how to use a gun. Here are the worst things you can say to…

Listen, Buster, this is a test of the LAST NERVE Emergency Alert System. This is a test. This is only…

Dear Zeus, King of the Gods and Lord of Storms, Sort out your shit. This is the second horrific storm…

Not every day is going to be a win. If they all could be wins, how could you ever accomplish…

Game night is a time-honored tradition that I’ve observed with religious reverence every Wednesday for the last six weeks. Over…

Hi, I’m Cumulus. A lot of you consider me to be a soft and fluffy object floating in the sky…